If your wondering why I created this site for my info, that's simple, I just simply do not have enough space for words, or ability to flew my programming muscle.  First I'd like you to know about me so you can figure out why I did this.  First, I like to talk a lot, Secondly, When I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed.  Mind more at the obsessions page, this page, I'll tell you my favorite quotes.... or words of wisdom.

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his."

"Mmmm-kay" Brian Ollendyke

"A country cannot simultaneously prepare and prevent war. " - Albert Einstein

"Lee Harvey Oswald, shooting from the top floor of the Book Depository was able to take 3 shots from an old Italian bolt action rifle. From a distance of over 258 feet and shooting at a moving target he was able to score 2 hits including a headshot. Now does anybody know where he learned to shoot like this? In the Marine Corps ladies!" - Full Metal Jacket

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them"

"Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have. " - Jack Handey

"Let someone else get killed!" "Suppose everyone on our side felt that way?" "Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?" "Englishmen are dying for England, American's are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can all be worth dying for?" "Anything worth living for," said Nately, "is worth dying for." "And anything worth dying for," "answered the old man, "is certainly worth living for." - - Joseph Heller, Catch 22

"Any bad day of Fishing is better then any good day of work" - anonymous

""No man on their death bed has ever said :'I wish I spent more time at the office.'" -anonymous

"My goal is to deny yours"

"The sweet smell of victory is something you'll never know."

"If hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too."

"High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, 3 game suspension... Anything else if Figure Skating."

"I've half a mind to join the National Front. That's all I need."

"Help your local police - beat yourself up." -- Graffiti

"Power doesn't corrupt people. People corrupt power."

"If I snipe you from the same spot multiple times in a row, it's because I'm waiting for you to try something different."

"A book of quotations . . . can never be complete. " -Robert M. Hamilton

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." -Vince Lombardi

"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi

"Hockey is like a religion in Montreal, you're either a saint or a sinner, there's no in between." - Patrick Roy

"Goldberg, you're the goalie it's SUPPOSED to hit you" - Charlie. "Does that sound STUPID to anyone else?? - Goldberg. (from mighty ducks)

"The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody gets blown up." - Arturs Irbe, San Jose Sharks goalie

"The game of hockey itself is very easy.  It's the thinking about it that makes it hard." - Carl Brewer

"We know that hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death.  Life is just a place where we spend time between games" - Fred Shero

"Hockey is nothing but organized aggravated assault involving grown men chasing a small piece of rubber around with sticks. You gotta love it."

"Yeah, I'm cocky and arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person"

"Everybody knows everything about me - plus the 90% that never happened." - Pavel Bure

"If you put 2 air conditioners on the back of a DMC Delorean and drive 88 Mph in to a brick wall you might go back in time.......or you might just have a bad headache."-Joey Ross AKA Jango Fett

"To see Light you must know Dark" -Kyle Katarn

"Your mom is going out with... SQUEAK!!" from BASEketball

"Begun, the Clone War has" - Jedi Master Yoda.

"Fear is the path to the darkside, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, HATE.........Leads to suffering" Yoda

"What if he dies, he's worth a lot to me." BobaFett

"Put Han Solo in the cargo hold." BobaFett

"Apology accepted 'Captain Neadar'"-Darth Vader

"Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi" - JangoFett

"I guess we won't be seeing any more of him" - JangoFett in slave 1 fight scene.

"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar" - Kyle Katarn after bartender says truliee? and calls for help.

"I find you lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

"It is unwise to lower your defenses" - Darth Vader

"I cut your arms off, what are you going to do, bleed on me?" from Guard Duty. Ifilm.com

"Do you like your clones master Jedi" -JangoFett to Obi Wan Kenobi.

"HAAA-HAAA" From the simpsons, someone once told me its not a quote, but who cares!

"We got him, now we just have to finish him off" - Jangofett in slave 1 fight scene

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